As you can see, there’s something very ominous happening with Avril’s quickly developing breast sacks when you compare them to her old itty bitty titties in the swimsuit pictures above. A topless environmental campaigner gatecrashed avril lavigne nude at an awards show — before the singer confronted her up
And with Halloween, a pagan holiday, rapidly coming, and Avril’s mammaries growing, one cannot help but believe that black magic is at work. Action must be taken before Avril gets blasphemously busty because her witch’s titty brew will only get stronger throughout the gloomy October days. For this reason, I am urging all of my fellow devout Muslims to use a powerful concoction of Jew teeth, eye of newt, and paprika to perform counterchestic incantations.
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The above nude photo of Canadian punk rocker (oxymoron) Avril Lavigne was recently posted online.
It is only fitting for a depraved moose humper such as Avril Lavigne to take a trip to a far-off beach and then believe it is okay for her to engage in this kind of prostitution with her repulsive, bare pale snow monkey body. Because Canadians are disgusting people, we Muslims would devote more of our time and effort to destroying them if they weren’t so completely unimportant. But for now, they are just an afterthought, something to be addressed when we have defeated and destroyed the great Satan that is the United States of America.
Avril Lavigne and her fellow iceback compatriots from northern Mexico can currently get away with flashing their icy bare bodies. But don’t worry, that beautiful day is coming. Given how quickly their present administration is accepting Syrian refugees, it might happen sooner rather than later. Avril and the other obscene maple leaf leches will be held accountable for their crimes against Islam.
These shocking, nude cell phone pictures of Canadian punk rocker (oxymoron) Avril Lavigne were posted online.
Following news that Avril Lavigne would shortly file for divorce from Nickleback singer Chad Kroeger, there are now leaked topless photos of the singer.
Following news that Avril Lavigne would shortly file for divorce from Nickleback singer Chad Kroeger, there are now leaked topless photos of the singer. It’s obvious that Avril, who is about to be single, is using these leaked pictures as a ruse to get us macho Muslim men to smack her with our large manhoods.
Sadly, Avril Lavigne will never experience the unfathomable thrill of having our powerful meat scimitars rip through her guts. Avril appears to have been ridden hard and put up wet too many times, yet has a pleasingly unfeminine body. In the Muslim world, we remark that a camel “has one too many humps.”
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In the picture above, Avril Lavigne looks to be displaying her true punk rock persona by posing naked.
Avril Lavigne and other Canadians may find it perfectly “cool” and “edgy” to flaunt their nude bodies, but these degenerate moose-humping icebacks don’t seem to grasp that we Muslims are going to head north and kick their maple-sucking asses once we finish conquering the US.
Naturally, like with everything else, Canadians are not as good at blasphemy as Americans, but that won’t stop us from lovingly stoning Avril Lavigne and her fellow puck-chasing frost Mexicans—stones, for those who are unaware, are like snowballs, only harder and more moral.